Gallows Garden
Woke Up Sexy as Hell Again
Candlelight, moonlight, and a refusal to explain yourself twice.
$28
About this piece
An elegant brass Victorian bed, freshly slept in and suspiciously glamorous, as though a beautiful creature has only just departed. Roses, peonies, and cosmos climb through the frame; a few bees attend the scene.
Rendered like a romantic storybook plate in fine charcoal engraving with a single dusty-rose accent, on a soft, light tee. The cartouche at the bottom delivers the deadpan: ...IT'S BECOMING A PROBLEM...
Woke up sexy as hell again. Not your fault. Genuinely out of your hands.
The artwork leans devotional without becoming costume: candle flame, moon phases, and quiet floral ornament arranged like a private altar with excellent table manners.
Printed on soft ringspun cotton with a lightly weathered finish, so the whole thing reads less novelty tee and more found object with excellent timing.
Details
- Material
- 100% ringspun cotton
- Fit
- Relaxed unisex fit with a lived-in drape
- Direct-to-garment print with vintage wash softness
- Care
- Cold wash, line dry, continue being quietly difficult
Features
- 100% ringspun cotton
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Soft-hand direct-to-garment print
Mood
Soft-spoken, nocturnal, and fully capable of declining invitations.
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