Worry About Your Eyebrows Tee
Candlelight, moonlight, and a refusal to explain yourself twice.
$62
$25
About this piece
Not every concern requires your participation.
The Worry About Your Eyebrows Tee combines vintage beauty illustration details with the exact level of sarcasm required to survive public interaction. Elegant, dramatic, and just passive-aggressive enough to feel therapeutic.
Perfect for people with sharp eyeliner, strong opinions, and absolutely no remaining patience.
✨ Vintage engraved illustration style
✨ Dark feminine / antique beauty aesthetic
✨ Soft comfy fit for judging in comfort
✨ Ideal for coffee runs, emotional boundaries, and side-eyes
Don’t worry about me.
Worry about your eyebrows.
Care Instructions
Treat gently. This shirt has seen things spiritually.
Wash cold, like an emotionally unavailable Victorian poet (max 30C or 90F)
Tumble dry low — we’re preserving the moon magic
Use non-chlorine bleach only if absolutely necessary and the vibes are catastrophic
Iron or steam on medium heat to smooth out both wrinkles and existential dread
Do not dry clean — she prefers woodland rituals and candlelight instead
The artwork leans devotional without becoming costume: candle flame, moon phases, and quiet floral ornament arranged like a private altar with excellent table manners.
Printed on soft ringspun cotton with a lightly weathered finish, so the whole thing reads less novelty tee and more found object with excellent timing.
Details
- Material
- 100% ringspun cotton
- Fit
- Relaxed unisex fit with a lived-in drape
- Direct-to-garment print with vintage wash softness
- Care
- Cold wash, line dry, continue being quietly difficult
Features
- 100% ringspun cotton
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Soft-hand direct-to-garment print
Mood
Soft-spoken, nocturnal, and fully capable of declining invitations.
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