Gallows Garden
Emotionally Engineered
Candlelight, moonlight, and a refusal to explain yourself twice.
$28
About this piece
An anatomically accurate heart, engraved with the gravity of a Victorian anatomy atlas, with fine annotation lines pointing dutifully to each of its chambers. The labels are where the bedside manner breaks down: Overthinking Loop. Catastrophizing Cortex. People Pleasing Reservoir. Existential Crisis Junction. Wild roses creep in at the base, as if nature is politely reclaiming the diagram.
It is, technically, a medical illustration. It is also a full schematic of your specific malfunctions, rendered with clinical elegance and zero shame.
Operating with questionable calibration, as the footnote notes. For anyone whose factory settings shipped slightly off and who has chosen to find that funny.
The artwork leans devotional without becoming costume: candle flame, moon phases, and quiet floral ornament arranged like a private altar with excellent table manners.
Printed on soft ringspun cotton with a lightly weathered finish, so the whole thing reads less novelty tee and more found object with excellent timing.
Details
- Material
- 100% ringspun cotton
- Fit
- Relaxed unisex fit with a lived-in drape
- Direct-to-garment print with vintage wash softness
- Care
- Cold wash, line dry, continue being quietly difficult
Features
- 100% ringspun cotton
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Soft-hand direct-to-garment print
Mood
Soft-spoken, nocturnal, and fully capable of declining invitations.
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