Socially Distanced
I Am Behaving Normally
Candlelight, moonlight, and a refusal to explain yourself twice.
$28
About this piece
A Victorian portrait engraving of a composed woman — period dress, delicate lace, an expression you cannot read at all. Beside her face she holds a theatrical mask wearing a bright, pleasant, socially acceptable smile. The mask, in soft dusty rose, is doing considerably more emoting than she is.
The lettering is sincere to the point of suspicion: 'I am behaving normally.' Set seriously, framed in climbing vines and antique roses, as if a respectable Victorian publication is reassuring you that everything is perfectly fine.
For anyone holding it together in public with both hands and one decorative mask.
The artwork leans devotional without becoming costume: candle flame, moon phases, and quiet floral ornament arranged like a private altar with excellent table manners.
Printed on soft ringspun cotton with a lightly weathered finish, so the whole thing reads less novelty tee and more found object with excellent timing.
Details
- Material
- 100% ringspun cotton
- Fit
- Relaxed unisex fit with a lived-in drape
- Direct-to-garment print with vintage wash softness
- Care
- Cold wash, line dry, continue being quietly difficult
Features
- 100% ringspun cotton
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Soft-hand direct-to-garment print
Mood
Soft-spoken, nocturnal, and fully capable of declining invitations.
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