Gallows Garden
I Am Handling It Poorly
Candlelight, moonlight, and a refusal to explain yourself twice.
$28
About this piece
On the surface: a dignified goose in full natural-history portrait posture. Calm. Composed. Entirely normal, thank you for asking.
Looming directly behind it: the same goose, enlarged, wide-eyed, and one minor inconvenience away from total structural collapse. Both states are true at once. That is the part nobody warns you about.
Drawn as an antique ornithological plate in charcoal-black ink with fine feather crosshatching and a single muted-teal accent. A field study of barely-contained panic, presented with museum-grade composure.
The artwork leans devotional without becoming costume: candle flame, moon phases, and quiet floral ornament arranged like a private altar with excellent table manners.
Printed on soft ringspun cotton with a lightly weathered finish, so the whole thing reads less novelty tee and more found object with excellent timing.
Details
- Material
- 100% ringspun cotton
- Fit
- Relaxed unisex fit with a lived-in drape
- Direct-to-garment print with vintage wash softness
- Care
- Cold wash, line dry, continue being quietly difficult
Features
- 100% ringspun cotton
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Soft-hand direct-to-garment print
Mood
Soft-spoken, nocturnal, and fully capable of declining invitations.
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