Socially Distanced
I Am Having a Reaction
Candlelight, moonlight, and a refusal to explain yourself twice.
$28
About this piece
A round, fluffy raccoon sits on a rustic wooden chair, turned slightly away, head bowed toward the floor. A small storybook rain cloud drifts overhead, dispensing weather. The crisis is real. The dignity is intact. Mostly.
The top reads 'I AM HAVING A REACTION.' The bottom, in smaller italics, adds the only word that matters: 'privately.'
Drawn as an antique natural-history engraving in charcoal-black ink with a single muted rust-red accent on the surrounding ferns, mushrooms, and wildflowers. For anyone who feels everything intensely and would prefer you didn't notice.
The artwork leans devotional without becoming costume: candle flame, moon phases, and quiet floral ornament arranged like a private altar with excellent table manners.
Printed on soft ringspun cotton with a lightly weathered finish, so the whole thing reads less novelty tee and more found object with excellent timing.
Details
- Material
- 100% ringspun cotton
- Fit
- Relaxed unisex fit with a lived-in drape
- Direct-to-garment print with vintage wash softness
- Care
- Cold wash, line dry, continue being quietly difficult
Features
- 100% ringspun cotton
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Soft-hand direct-to-garment print
Mood
Soft-spoken, nocturnal, and fully capable of declining invitations.
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