Gallows Garden
I Thought This Was A Good Idea
Candlelight, moonlight, and a refusal to explain yourself twice.
$28
About this piece
One fluffy, front-facing sheep stands in a patch of meadow flowers, wearing the exact expression of a creature that committed fully before thinking it through. The realization has arrived. It has arrived late.
The text up top is completely confident. The sheep is not. That gap is the whole joke.
For anyone who has ever doubled down on a plan they already regretted. Rendered as an antique farm-journal engraving with a single blush accent, printed on soft light garments.
The artwork leans devotional without becoming costume: candle flame, moon phases, and quiet floral ornament arranged like a private altar with excellent table manners.
Printed on soft ringspun cotton with a lightly weathered finish, so the whole thing reads less novelty tee and more found object with excellent timing.
Details
- Material
- 100% ringspun cotton
- Fit
- Relaxed unisex fit with a lived-in drape
- Direct-to-garment print with vintage wash softness
- Care
- Cold wash, line dry, continue being quietly difficult
Features
- 100% ringspun cotton
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Soft-hand direct-to-garment print
Mood
Soft-spoken, nocturnal, and fully capable of declining invitations.
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