Socially Distanced
If It Requires Pants Or A Bra
Candlelight, moonlight, and a refusal to explain yourself twice.
$28
About this piece
A thoroughly relaxed cat reclines in a loosely tied dressing gown and vintage hair rollers, a floral teacup at its side, wholly committed to doing absolutely nothing. The verdict is rendered like an old proverb, top and bottom.
If the plan demands real clothes, the plan can wait. This is a celebration of the comfortable no — of staying home, staying soft, and protecting the day off.
Elegant antique engraving with a single dusty-rose accent, printed on soft light garments.
The artwork leans devotional without becoming costume: candle flame, moon phases, and quiet floral ornament arranged like a private altar with excellent table manners.
Printed on soft ringspun cotton with a lightly weathered finish, so the whole thing reads less novelty tee and more found object with excellent timing.
Details
- Material
- 100% ringspun cotton
- Fit
- Relaxed unisex fit with a lived-in drape
- Direct-to-garment print with vintage wash softness
- Care
- Cold wash, line dry, continue being quietly difficult
Features
- 100% ringspun cotton
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Soft-hand direct-to-garment print
Mood
Soft-spoken, nocturnal, and fully capable of declining invitations.
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